Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Prophet Intimates a Turkey

To turkeys we now turn, as indulge in a roasted bird desires the Prophet. The bird of JAKIM and the "oppressive majority". Suggest he does of banning of flightless fowl, but then a foul he has endured when castigate a commentor he does.

Suggest ulterior motives of the commentor, but ignore his intimacy with spin and double speak does he. Imply of an "oppression by the majority", but counter spin he does. Forget he has of his own claim of oppression by the majority when to a commentor he proclaims, "Why emphasise the "You-We" discrimination". Forget does the prophet that suggest a You-We discrimination he did when explicitly state of oppression he does.

Further into spin he delves when suggest the emphasis of similarity over differences. But cunning was the Prophet, for expose the differences and the discrimination he did in his post. Claim his objectivity he now can't, but lap it all like hungry canines will his adulatory horde.

Believe do the Sith that the Prophet hath fallen for his own castigation, the hearing of his own echo chamber [sic]. English perfect he does not speak too, when ask he "Are you using your religious posturing to intimate the public ?". Suggest some sexy naughtiness, does he ? Or perhaps find similarities with the ex-Chancellor of the great state of Selangor in his English incomprehension, he does.

More does the Prophet's influence wane, as pander to the gallery he does.

Expectant are the Sith.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Najah said...

The RSPCA would have a thing or two to say about the Prophet intimating a turkey. Talk about creative stuffing...

Wed Nov 22, 07:50:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Darth Perfidious said...

Question be, doth the turkey enjoy being stuffed ?

Thu Nov 23, 01:35:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous darth hilarious said...

stuff the turkey, stuff the truth, stuff everything he does! but is his stuff any good?

reminds me of the days of stuffit expander? and all i can tell him is to stuff it!

Thu Nov 23, 02:24:00 PM GMT+8  

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