Saturday, November 25, 2006

The Prophet Intimates More Turkeys

12 Earth hours hath passed on the Sith's post, when to sex doth the Prophet turn. Titiliate and intimate he does, of leaked videos of couples in pre intimacy. Into the void he delves of improprieties by the catchers and the flies.

Content not with expose, infamy he seeks when already leaked erotica interruptus he shows. In moving to cement the sensationalism he craves, fall into the mundane has the Prophet. Become one with those he once denigrated, into the void of sensationalism and titiliation he proclaims his lack of content.

Complain he has of the past, of erotical sensationalism by Mandarins of the Mainstream, yet to the same he now focuses his message. Wonder do Sith and Jedi alike, of the Prophet's intentions within this realm. Already suggest some of a political agenda, but in a different party does his interests lie. Mayhaps the Prophet is playing the gallery for a future to secure.

Mayhaps the Prophet has much more to say, and mayhaps the adulatory horde will blindly follow.

Continue the watch, will the Sith.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Into the murky depths we plow

Sex doth sell. The canyons of the galaxy are filled with the wares of the flesh, as sellers who are willing transact with their customers. Use agents some do, but many wildcat their way through like on Tatooine's Mos Eisley space port.

Within the Sphere doth sex sell as well. Pepper their systems with tales of enjoined coitus and titilate with the hope that it be true. Hope, these denizens do, for notoriety to achieve. Become a beacon in the Sphere and chase the demon Page View they do. But never ending are their audience, for sex doth sell.

Long have the Sith held, that porn be the drivers of the Sphere. When before blogs there were, porn held sway. Within their scope, great power and technology did they weild. Trickle down to the mainstream has this power and technology, as chase fame the denizens of the Sphere indulge.

Lose sight of the raison d'etre they do, when in infamy they choose to dwell. Mayhaps intentions they have, for a Prophet they seek to emulate in his influence. But influence wanes, and like all things, wane too will this fad as more become part of it. Common then will tales of escapades of illicit liaisons, much more uncommon will tales of substance be.

Continue to degenerate will the Sphere, and seek within this will be the Chaos we desire.

Wait patiently, the Sith do.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Prophet Intimates a Turkey

To turkeys we now turn, as indulge in a roasted bird desires the Prophet. The bird of JAKIM and the "oppressive majority". Suggest he does of banning of flightless fowl, but then a foul he has endured when castigate a commentor he does.

Suggest ulterior motives of the commentor, but ignore his intimacy with spin and double speak does he. Imply of an "oppression by the majority", but counter spin he does. Forget he has of his own claim of oppression by the majority when to a commentor he proclaims, "Why emphasise the "You-We" discrimination". Forget does the prophet that suggest a You-We discrimination he did when explicitly state of oppression he does.

Further into spin he delves when suggest the emphasis of similarity over differences. But cunning was the Prophet, for expose the differences and the discrimination he did in his post. Claim his objectivity he now can't, but lap it all like hungry canines will his adulatory horde.

Believe do the Sith that the Prophet hath fallen for his own castigation, the hearing of his own echo chamber [sic]. English perfect he does not speak too, when ask he "Are you using your religious posturing to intimate the public ?". Suggest some sexy naughtiness, does he ? Or perhaps find similarities with the ex-Chancellor of the great state of Selangor in his English incomprehension, he does.

More does the Prophet's influence wane, as pander to the gallery he does.

Expectant are the Sith.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

And the Sith Return

Journey did the Sith, to a land far away on the subcontinent of the Indians. Of the pretenders to the Force did we review, as representative consul was declared open by a Senator of the Federation in the ancient city of Bengaluru.

Miss did the Sith of his companions, and of the ambrosia which was consumed. But with rejuvenation did the Sith return, after alliances with the Mandarins of the Telecomms in Bengaluru were made. Much rhetoric was spouted, but only upon action will the Sith decide for the better.

In the land of the Orient, now rest the Sith. To the Temple of USM we have come, to partake of discussions with the Jedi who domicile here. For the Temple have the Sith committed, a next generation telecommunications network for Jedi, Teachers and Padawan.

Return tonight will the Sith to their lair, after 12 days exploring the outer Systems.

Rest deeply will the Sith.