Thursday, February 16, 2006

Late are the mandarins of the Maxis system

Announce today they did, the mandarins of the Maxis system, of new Enhanced Voicemail Services. Unleash the triple spells of Return Call via Voicemail, Missed Call Notification and Voicemail Outcall. Gone to the press they have, with this announcement.

But no big deal do the Sith see in this. The mandarins of the Celcom system have long provided two of the three services to their subscribers. Missed calls are notified through an SMS when the missed calls come in when the handset is out of coverage, and the Voicemail daemon of the Celcom system has from its inception many years ago called its subscribers to deliver voicemail to them. Wonder what the hype of the Maxis announcement is about, the Sith does.

Mayhaps the Maxis marketing machine has need to bolster its image, with it soon to take a massive revenue hit when the Lords of the MCMC revised interconnect rates for mobile and fixed line calls. Benefit from this will the giant system of Telekom Malaysia, but lose will the cellular systems of Maxis and Celcom. Lose more will Maxis as larger is their subscriber base. Trump such mundane and readily available service they must do now, for without this will their churn rate increase.

The Sith are pleased, for their QubeTalk provides for all of these and Voicemail Outcalls as a default option. Design well they have done, as they prepare for their onslaught on the mandarins of the TDM persuasion.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Tools have the Sith procured

Precious is both time and presence when Sith are required to be in more than a single place at the same time. The awesome use of the Dark Force allows some measure of simultaneous existence, but even so, such machinations must be kept to a minimum lest the Sith grow weary.

Constructing the Empire and the massive technical behemoth known as the Death Star is both tiresome physically and mentally. The sithawan are beginning to gel together, a unit they soon will be. When complete is this metamorphosis and when as a seamless assimilated Borg they become, then will the Empire have reached its true stature and effectiveness.

Tools, the sithawan purchased today, the mundane arsenal of soldering irons, digital multimeters, various electronics screwing drivers and gaggles of RJ45 and RJ11 heads for the parsecs of E1 and Ethernet cables the Empire will need.

Understanding the need for companionship, the Sith Lords have paired the sithawans together in teams of two, always a master and an apprentice. Learn the knowledge of the master will the apprentice, and inculcate the youthful vigour will the apprentice in the master. The power of two has always held supreme, and with such pairings tried and tested before, the Sith know that productivity of the sithawan will be greater than the sum of its parts.

Proven has these methods of the Sith been in the past, but test them again we must for times have changed since the Sith last walked on this system.

The Sith are satisfied with what they have started.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Administer, shall the Sith

Mired in administration of the early Empire, are the Sith. Sithawan, it seems, have taken to the capitalistic times and request Republic credits they do. But tax this income does the Federation, and a forced savings plan it employs. Mundane these tasks are, and delegate them to the fair Jasmine has the Sith.

Deploy the battleship QubeTalk must the Sith and his sithawan. To
an enterprise customer
with 50 denizens must the QubeTalk bring the joys of voice telecommunications. An aging RedTone will the battleship QubeTalk replace, staying sentinel over the speech and faxes of the enterprise.

Deliver more features will the QubeTalk too, the demons of CFB, CFU, FollowMe, FindMe and VoiceMail will the enterprise now enjoy. Interconnect the QubeTalk will, with systems of legacy and of web. Pleased and hopeful is the customer, fuckup the Sith must not.

The Sith work.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

The Empire takes its first steps

Completed the Sith have, the formation of the early Empire. Much Republic credits the Sith have raised. Largest VC investment in the Federation it was last year, some say. Size does not matter, the Sith have always held. More important it is, what you do with it.

Now, surround themselves with many sithawan the Sith must. Already 8 disciples in the arcane arts there are, soon 20 there will be before two lunar cycles past. The full complement of 50 warriors will the Sith gather by end of this year. Pulled they will be from all corners of the planet from the regions of Gaul to those of St Petersburg and the little rock south of Johor Baru.

Of the QubeTalk, unleash upon the galaxy they will. Many small battles will they need to win, always using the triple devils of Insertion, Subversion and Domination. A paradigm shift in telecommunications have the Sith planned, a migration away from the traditional analog and TDM of the past to the packetized voice and trunked over the Internet these will be.

The power of Open Source have the Sith utilized well, and many of the sithawan which the Sith have recruited are masters in this art of their own. Already the other warlords and Senators of the Federation are awakened to the rise of the Sith. Foretold they have been of the coming of the Sithari, and concerned they are that this may be the prophecies of old coming home to roost.

Taken dominion at the ancient system of Technology Park Malaysia have the Sith, and from thence will they launch the battleships of the Empire out into the ether. Move stealthily among the outlying systems they will, through alliances with the larger planets and the support of the channel partners. Proclaim a new age of software, do the Sith desire. Time come for the Federation to truly produce a star of its own to eclipse the fakery peddled in the past.

Soon too will the Sith ride again. Sent for a refurbishment the Shadow has been. Carte blanche in dragster rebuilding has the Sith given the builder. Two lunar cycles away is the return of the Shadow, back to the days of glory it had during it's heydays. An age which was brought to a tragic end that fateful day, 40km from Krabi when an ancient Jedi expired from this plane. In his honour will Darth Perfidious follow the route they took to Phuket and in his memory will Darth Perfidious spend time at the very spot where it happenned. Saddenned the Sith was at the loss of this Jedi for truly an impressive man he was.

Yes, signal the return of the Sith this message will. A return to the Sphere which the Sith have forsaken for so long.