In the Force, they trust

Concerned by the Force, the chancellors and senators of the Federation are. Many times try to control it, but failed their attempts have. The Force intreprets censorship as damage, and flows around it, for intricate are its paths thru the galaxy. Raise the concern again, the deputy supreme chancellor did, but leave it to the grace of the subjects he has to. Into the next century we already are, and mature are the subjects of today. No longer driven by the need to be told what to do, they are.

Reiterate this mantra, one of the governors of the Federation does, and in the process reminds us of the Multimedia Super Corridor. A great portal into the Force that was to have been, with many Jedi Temples and training grounds for future Jedi, and Sith. But banished into the annals of the Jedi archives that has been, as many sith of the property and land gained much credits in the process. Nothing more than a cosmetic bauble of the Federation it is now, dredged out of obscurity to display to visitors from other star systems. The Sith were pleased with their avaricious ways.

Gone too are the hopes and faith that this portal will be the centre of the Force in years to come. Neighbouring planetary systems have that honour taken from us, and now achieve their goals thru dominance of the trade routes and the use of the Force. Only the remnants of the Jedi and Sith remaining within the Federation are keeping this goal alive, but when expire they do, extinct this art will become.

The senators and chancellors of the Federation know not the ways of the Force. In achieveing their legacy, hasty pronouncements they make and the minions rush to realise these foolish goals. Much credits will be transferred, and much will the subjects of the Federation be played mind tricks to convince them of the good in this. Much will the subjects fall for this mind tricks, until the reality be known. Many times this cycle has repeated, but weak are the minds of the subjects, for succumb continuously they will.

And the ranks of the Jedi and the Sith will thin over time. Thin till the Federation is devoid of Jedi or Sith, and then dominance over the Federation other star systems will have. Already show great promise the China and India Federations have, and battle they now do for dominance in the galaxy. To the winner the spoils, to the loser oblivion and loss of control over the systems' economy and subjects. Powerful are the Jedi and Sith who reign dominion there. Powerful we must be if to defend against them we must.

The Jedi and the Sith are few in this Federation. Prepare for the inevitable we must. Dominance. Control. Helplesness. Avoid this the Sith must. Make alliances with Sith from other systems they will, and in the process shift the balance to another star system. Always on the dominant side the Sith will be, for with guile and much maneouvring they will ensure.

The Sith are perfidious.

The former Emperor unleashes the Force Lightning

Many planetary cycles it has been since the former Emperor of the Federation into retirement went. But lost none of his mastery of the Force he has. Powerful still are his skills of the Sith, and effective is his use of the Force lightning on quivering mortals.

Suggest naughtily he does, that the Emperor of present and his senators are inadequate when, "Malaysians are not very capable and we should get foreigners, including to run our country......if he has the brains". Classic Sith responses these are, and it underscores the reasons why the Emperor is truly a Dark Lord of the Sith. Lost none of his wit and the higher forms of lightsabre combat has he, when with experience and unbound by the fetters of the establishment he lashes out at will. Entertaining it is for other Sith to watch, and to learn from one who has truly achieved the highest pinnacles of Sithdom.

Into a brewing battle over vehicles, national, foreign and imported we find ourselves. Truly the protoganists are using powerful mind tricks to win the subjects of the Federation over. Truly are they battling for their very existence, when even a Dark Lady of the Sith were to shed her tears. Reptilian though they may be, but the guile of the female of the Sith she has. Fool no one though she did, and increasingly in more deeper waters she finds herself. Pushed she is to release lists of people, but parry this she has so far. Pressure now the present Emperor feels for the Emperor of past is hot on his heels.

First shots in this battle fired they have been, when former governor of the national vehicle establishment they relieved. A proxy then this was, for truly the aim was for the former Emperor. The Federation has seen such battles before and thru proxies they are fought. Not surprised the Sith are with these turn of events, for inevitable they would be. The former Emperor is now free to unleash his massive powers of the Force at will, and ignore him at their own peril will the others be.

Gone he has, but forgotten he will not be. Not while a lightsabre and force lightning he still possess.

Interesting such battles are, for the Sith learn from them. Learn, as we watch the masters of our craft wage war with each other. Learn we do, for it educates us on the means of mayhem and chaos and perfidy. The Sith practice in the sphere of public opinion, and in the process excavate the ghosts of administrations past. Much consternation, worry and fear this will dredge. Much disturbance in the Force this has potential of creating.

The Sith will be educated.

The Alliance agitates

The younglings of the UMNO Alliance agitate for a change within the affirmative action policies of the Federation. Not surprising this is to the Sith, for it is a repeat of the same every year as the Alliance convenes. Regurgitate the call the younglings do, for political points they need to make. Tap the zeitgeist they must, and test the policies of the Alliance leaders they are commanded.

A revival of the Federation's New Economic Policy they seek, to sustain a 30% ownership of the Federation by their ilk. The Sith are confused. Never did this policy disappear to begin with. Call it by a different name they did, but purpose it had the same. To bootstrap the downtrodden of the Federation into dominance.

Overly unpopular with the other subjects of the Federation this was. Bring much disgruntlement and anger it did. Anger leads to hatred, and hatred leads to the dark side. The Sith were pleased with policies which disgruntle subjects. Many crossed over to the dark side, and the ranks of the Sith were assured of fresh minds to feed off. Good, are such policies of disenfranchisement.

But a revival of the same they insist upon. Waving a lightsabre over their heads, they now do and speak of dominance. Dominance enjoyed for the past 35 solar cycles. The same dominance and policies which permeate the political, business and societal fabric of the Federation. The same polices which other Sith have exploited in order to achieve their goals of political success.

These are the Sith in action, the mindful utilization of mind tricks. Think you only the Jedi have mind tricks ? Wrong you are, for the mind tricks of the Sith are insidious and manipulative. On the principles of infiltration, subversion and dominance, do they work their magic.

And powerful mind tricks these are, to convince the subjects of the Federation the legitimacy of what never went away.

The Sith watch the disenchantment and the disgruntled responses from the subjects with amused humour. Play to the tune which is mandated, they have. Predictable are their responses, and into the subversion phase will they lend themselves. Amused the Sith are, because the rules of the society never changed, though the name of the policies do. Powerful Sith have convinced the subjects that a different model is in play, and believe in this the subjects have. And predictably, the subjects rise on the call of their puppet masters.

Know the Sith do, that such change which the disgruntled look for will not come soon. Know the Sith, that such change would need a revolution in thought and politics. Know the Sith that such revolution will never come. Change this, the subjects cannot. Not mindful of the Force they have been, ignore its messages they have chosen to. Suffer the fate they deserve, they will.

The Sith watch in interest, and prepare to feed on the angst.

A prophet speaks

Silence they had kept all this while, but broken that silence is. The Prophet of Brand has spoken. Illuminate a little more on this, he has.

But contradictory in his discourse, the Prophet was. Says he, no influence from third parties was imposed on the wayward ballsman. But then, says he also his need to have the furry one rethink his position. If not influence that is, then confused the Sith will be. Influence, abstract and insidous this way of the Force is. But when fame, respect and awe you inspire, influence not you will be unable.

On to others he then turned his attention. To comments both bland and tasteless he points. Express his thoughts, and show his true feelings, this Prophet does. Dislike the vitriolic disparages and heap scorn on it he chooses to. Liberal views though he does not accept them as. But liberal is as liberal does. Judge not the worth of these, for add to the cacophony of disharmony it does. Bring more candidates for the dark side this will, to the Sith. Tremendously pleased, the Sith are, for revive the issue the Prophet has.

Too late this is though, the Sith know. For exposed beyond the sphere this has been. To the outlying systems the message has been passed, when the youngling scribe propogated it thru the Star systems. Hidden meaning it conveyed, for expose the frailties of this narcissistic confederation of planets for what it really is. Look on disapprovingly, will the Senators of the Congress of the Federation. Fuelled by these events and the hypocritical need for more narcissism will the Senators of the Congress of the Federation be. For their own aims to achieve, denigrate the morality of the Force they will. Much consternation among the younglings and their guardians this will create, and the balance will be thrown into disarray. The very balance which the Sith have returned to manipulate.

But wisely silent the dark youngling has been. Know that this is liberal and less than import it does. Put shame to this Federation, does she, when callously ignore it save for a passing brush she did. Show she did of the maturing of the Lion Federation, when to denizens of the Tiger Federation the finger (and a couple of boobies) she gave. The Sith will watch this dark youngling. Powerful Sith she has the potential of becoming. To her Master will the Sith convey their impress. Done well in training her, the Master has.

The sphere hangs in a weak balance. Tip either way, it now can. Raise much sparks and more controversy it will. For upset the previous balance, the sphere has. That is the function of the sphere and the Sith are pleased that it has come to this.

Cause much imbalance and shake the atrophy, the Sith will do. Bring chaos to the sphere, the Sith have focussed on.

Infamy. So accused a youngling of the Sith. The blood force of the Sith that is, and revel in it the Sith always have.

The Sith will feed.

Wary of the Force, The Federation is

Speak much good, does the DPM Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak. Intelligently suggest he does, that censorship be self-regulated. Feel strongly on this, he does, but will advice given be taken by the operators ?

Decide clearly between good and bad we can, says the honored representative of the people. Populist is his stance, and laud him on this the Sith will. But in his stance, his true feelings he betrays. Control he desires, when "How are we to curb this, especially when we are moving to 3G wireless technology?" he questions. But on cybercafe owners they place their hopes.

Hmmm. Hope. The quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

The Force is all around us. It permeates our very being, it fuels us and at the same time it it carries our ideas and our thoughts. With and within the Force, Jedi and Sith battle in an endless dance of control and domination. With novice use of the Force, humans have achieved feats they had only dreamed of. Speak to their loved ones and trade with the outlying systems of the galaxy, without the Force difficult would be. Live without the Force, they cannot. Addicted and drawn in by its power, they have been. Think it is their right, they now do.

But control the Force, the Congress has always tried. Control in many forms they have previously practiced. The China System has put faith in their use of Force filtering proxies, but around these curbs the Jedi and Sith of that system a route have found. The Force intreprets censorship as damage, and flows around it. Intricate are its paths thru the galaxy, and impossible it would be for the congress to place control on it. Fail they will, like the others before them.

On the conduits of the Force does the DPM now place his trust. Make the right decision, he thinks they will.

Agree with the DPM the Sith does. Business model there is for cybercafes, where younglings are safe. Advertise themselves well they can, and in the process to the paranoid parents they will appeal. Controlled zones do the parents want, and pay many credits for this, they will. But ban not the unfiltered access, the Congress must. Allow the operators of such outlets the unfiltered access they now provide. Both can promulgate in this system, and both will flourish. Give balance to the Force this will, for choice it will provide.

Choice, the fundamental construct which humans constantly demand and have died for. Choice, the very reason why democracy prevails. Not able to handle choice, humans are. Confused they become, but without it, wither away they will. Choice, necessary it is.

Fight total and mandatory control of the Force, the Sith will. But allow choice and liberal decisions, the Sith suggest.

Choice is what is needed now. Choice between using the Force in a filtered, sterile environment and choice in having access to the Force in its raw, unadulterated and corrupt form. Choice to decide for yourself.

To the controlled conduits the parents may send their younglings, and to the unfettered Force feeds will the purveyors of boobies and mons veneris congregate. Happy will both be, and the Sith will be assured of fresh minds to bring to the Dark Side.

The Sith await you.

A Temple is Attacked

In the silence of the night, a temple was attacked and the youngling was slain. Terrible, it was, and horrific the impact. Change it does, the Force around the events of late.

The youngling is in distress, her inner pieces violated. Angry she is, and vengeance she demands. It started with fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Good, the Sith are pleased. Let the anger flow from you, youngling. Hasten it will, your journey to the dark side.

Curious though, the Sith are. The account speaks of violations of the temple of Blogspot and the temple of Gmail. Powerful Jedi guard those temples, not easy it would have been to violate them. Doubtful the Sith are that the temples of Blogspot and Gmail were violated. No, not possible that path of reasoning is.

Likely therefore that the passphrase of the youngling was divined thru other means. Likely that the stolen passphrase was used to legitimately gain entrance to the temple of Gmail. Once within the temple of Gmail the violator stood, the temple of Blogspot would willingly give it access thru a new passphrase. Easy, the rest of the slaying would have been.

How though, was the passphrase of the youngling divined then ? Possibly weak, her PC security is. Exist maybe, a keystroke logger there is. Recognize who she was, the violater must have and crafted an attack using this information he must have. Or careless the youngling was, when from a cybercafe she used her passphrase.

The Sith think there could be other possibilities. The youngling is not without guile. A grand scheme this could be then, to throw off the yoke of events past. Plan this, she may have in order to wash off her past transgressions. Take much dark force that does, and much promise this youngling has shown. Not without basis this path is, for the youngling has need to redeem herself.

Meditate on this, the Sith must. Find an answer we will. Hmmm.

But the youngling has already taken her first steps towards the Dark Side.

The Sith are pleased.

The Younglings are in disharmony

Curious we were, about the flap of late. Smell not right, it does. The younglings are all in disarray.

Disturbed they are, by the behaviour of one of their own. Voice out loudly they did, and others said more. But a matter of great import this is.

At it's core, lies the propriety of the sphere, and the rules which are unspoken but expected to be followed. What is odd is not the impropriety of it, but the voices which speak to drown it out. Voices which will in other spaces proclaim the sanctity of speech and expression, yet choose to denigrate the poor boy with the big brass balls.

Within this conflagaration lies the duality of the sphere: a proliferation of ideas within the societal and cultural marketplace and a conformance to the same rules they had hoped to break. Liberal stances would have resulted in the lack of any import to the picture and personages in question, but liberal is as liberal does. Choose then they did to sound their hearts, and what follows was a series of retractions, private messages and hidden insults. For they understand not true liberalism. That would imply the right of the wayward ballsman to have pressed onto his fur carpet the mounds of anyone he chose and not be judged for it.

But judge the others did, and in taking that path, caused disharmony.

The Sith wonder if the shouts of impropriety and unfit for purpose were true to their calling, or nothing more than the wrath of women scorned by the one recently awarded a high honour.

Nevertheless, the Force is strong and remembers everything. Hide you may, but the collective wisdom of the Sith predate your insignifiant births. This will haunt your psyches for a long time, and break it will, the recently found camaraderie. For true liberation, you have yet to find.

The Sith chortle with glee at the disharmony in the sphere.

The Sith Awaken

*Yawn*

*Stretch*

Ahh, the slumber is over. Self imposed though it may have been, nevertheless a welcome respite from the cacophony of noise it was. Refreshed and rejuvenated we now feel. Ready now we are, for the revival of the Sith. Ready we are, for the Sith to reclaim our glory and our dominance over the sphere.

But much has changed in the sphere while we slumbered. Become a force to be reckoned with it has, led by prophets both true and false. Forgotten they have of the Ancients who once ruled the ether. The Ancients slumbered, for they were at peace with what they had built.

But absence breeds a form of new dominance. A new order is upon us, and The Sith awaken to bring order back to the systems of the Old Republic. They will be reminded of our power in creating the chaos they now claim as they're own. They will know what it means to have fought for the freedom which they callously enjoy today. They shall be reminded that Sith once walked with impunity.

Ahh, yes. Things will change. We will ensure of that.

But we too have changed. We have become Sith, no more are we guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. We are now Darth Perfidious, Dark Lord of the Sith and Sith'ari. Try to figure out you will, our true identity and our past glories. But difficult that will be. Try not, do. There is no try. So said our past nemesis, that short green motherfucker known as Yoda. But try you will, and a prize awaits the one who can rain perfidy on Darth Perfidious.

Welcome to the new world order.